Look, I don't give a damn.

[jademermaid]

Strike Shmike.


Today I am somewhat less sniffly, but I'm not ready to get my hopes up until I go outside. My nose is so dry and sore that I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to nurse it carefully afterward.

My thoughts are very focused on the tattoo convention tomorrow, and getting my Medusa done. I'm going to wear one of my older cut cholis, and I guess I'll have to start making those again, they have a much larger opening in the back, because I'm definitely going to show this thing off at class and haflas, plus, I don't want to wear a bra for a week or two after I get it.

I bought a pretty blue and white sari from Shubha yesterday (10 bucks!), I'm actually thinking of wearing that to the convention, since I'll just be walking around, but we'll see.

It looks like the trip to Florida is on hold, I really want to go, but gas prices are crazy, and I know they are going to get worse before they get better.

I plan on going to the 50th Anniversary Whizbang though, it should be lots of fun.

...and I can't think of anything else, but here's a funny joke from popfiend:



A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explained...

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you slam the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys...smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.

He thinks...this is OKAAAAAY!

Finally he picks up the lime juice and slams it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits.

At two seconds the Baileys curdles.

At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits.

At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Holy shit, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles angelically at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

Comments

[msninacat.livejournal.com]

I hope you share pictures when it's done!!! Love the joke and I had to skank the icon. Hope you don't mind.

[myrrhdusa.livejournal.com]

Credit goes to sidhex3, if you want to give him credit.

[msninacat.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'll run and do that now!

[madrun.livejournal.com]

*cackling madly*

[seahorsemystic.livejournal.com]

Hey, you forgot to show me how to wear the sari. I love mine, too! It's so pretty. I may go back and get one for Bob's mom.

[myrrhdusa.livejournal.com]

We can get together next week and I can show you. Or, if you look online I think there are some wrapping tutorials.

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

Glad you are feeling better. *HUG*

[cottonmouthdn.livejournal.com]

Haha... that's not just a joke--it's something some of my female bartender friends do to male patrons just to be mean. They say, "Hey, want a free shot?" Naturally, the guy always says, "Hell yeah!" She'll say, "OK< no shot glass for this one--it's a special one. I'll mix it in your mouth!"

So she'll have the guy lean his head back as she pours this foul concoction into his mouth in the order you described in the joke.

Never fails to crack me up.

[myrrhdusa.livejournal.com]

That's just awesome. I may have actually seen it before, but never known what was going on.

[earthwomyn06.livejournal.com]

When is the 50th Anniversary Whizbang ?

[myrrhdusa.livejournal.com]

April 5th. hope to see you there!

[earthwomyn06.livejournal.com]

may just do that! went to some drumming last night that put me in the mood to dance!!!!!
thank you !

[the-ground-zero.livejournal.com]

good luck with your tattoo, can't wait to see it. i"ll spread the word that we should run for cover that the "girls" are being unleashed for a while. lol

[isobael.livejournal.com]

Got a picture of those cholis?

I've been needing a choli for my sari but none of the ones I've seen fit me well.

Does your's have an apron in the front?

Do you have a specific pattern for them? I've plus sized so finding one that fits well is a pain in the buttocks.

*sigh*

[myrrhdusa.livejournal.com]

I had to draft my own pattern, because I have big boobies, and I wanted a thicker band at the bottom. I also like making them out of funny material:



This shot looks funny because the gusset was down, but it really does fit well.